Carlos' Modern Life

Melomaniac. Potterhead. Future engineer. Dreamer.

Reblog this.

Because of reasons.

Nope.

A flat-out refusal; the complete and ultimate rejection of reality and all things associated with said reality.

"Teacher: your assignment for tomorrow’s class is a three-paged reflection on a motif of the twenty paged short story, which I am handing out to you now. Now, clear off your desks for the pop quiz. Oh and don’t forget, the test two days from now is on the entire semester’s worth of material, forgot to mention that. 
Jessica: Nope.”

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via manda)

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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And Lord Friendzone standing there like “yeah you’re so fucked”.

And Lord Friendzone standing there like “yeah you’re so fucked”.

(Source: cersei-wine, via thehilariousblog)

(Source: diary-of-a-skin-girl, via manda)

Hace mucho que no pongo boobs en mi tumblr :3

Hace mucho que no pongo boobs en mi tumblr :3

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asian:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

potato appreciation post

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